Well today was just another addition to my ever growing list of why being a teenager sucks. My parents are pissed… Really pissed.
No, my parents aren’t actually Nazis, but sometimes I feel like they might have a little of the DNA hidden somewhere deep down inside of them.
Alright so we all know teenagers tend to do stupid things and I am no exception.
I understand that.
But yesterday my parents went WAY too far. The day started off like any normal day. I woke up at the ungodly hour of 6:00 am to get ready for my soon to be shitty day of school. Everything at school went alright and wasn’t out of the ordinary at all. Unfortunately no exciting stories to tell there.
So after school, me and my friends like to go to the mall or go to a restaurant or do whatever other stupid things teenagers do to keep ourselves occupied. So we all met at my house after school and we hung out here playing video games for a while and planned on meeting some girls up to see a movie later.
So far so good.
The movie started at 10 so we left my house at around 9 and this is where I messed up.
My friend Ethan was driving us all and he was parked in my street (there was 4 of us). So they all got in his car and for whatever reason, I thought it would be a good idea to lay on top of the hood of his car and just stay there to see if he would actually drive off.
Well… He did.
So he started the car and slowly began going down my street with me still on the hood. I don’t know why I did it or why he decided to actually go but we went with it. He never got over 5 or 10 mph and he stopped when we made it to the end of my street where I proceeded to get off and get in the car. We all had our laughs and we didn’t think twice about it.
After the movie, Ethan drove us all home because unfortunately none of us were getting laid so we just went back to my house. When I walked in the house my mom and dad were both sitting at the kitchen table and my mom was CRYING.
Is there anything worse than making your own mother cry?
So at first, I honestly had no idea what was going on and I thought someone died in the family or something. Turns out my stupid neighbor saw the whole car surfing thing and immediately called my parents to tell them that some stupid kid at his church died riding on top of someones car and he just wanted to let my parents know about what was going on.
Needless to say my friends got the hell out of there ASAP and left me alone to deal with the mess. I really don’t know what the big deal is. Alright fine, I guess I could have gotten hurt if I had fallen off or something but we weren’t drunk and we’re not complete morons.
Well, long story short I am grounded…. FOR A MONTH!!!!!
They wanted to take my laptop away but I convinced them that I need it for school and there is no way I could live without it so this is going to be my only contact with the outside world for a while… Aren’t some fairy god parents (man, I miss that show) supposed to show up out of no where and save me from this?
Time cannot go by fast enough.