Teenager (1)

Being a Teenager Sucks

Preach on brothers… Preach on.

Welcome to my first official post! If you couldn’t guess by now, I am one of those horrible creatures called a teenager and I am SICK OF IT!!!

Seriously, time could not go by fast enough and I am so ready to grow up. Girls suck. My acne sucks. School sucks. My parents suck. My job sucks. EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!!

A lot of people tell me that I need to slow down and embrace these times of my life and that it only happens once, but they don’t know what they are talking about. Let’s go down the list, shall we?


I really could just leave this part blank because there are too many things to list that I hate about school. My teachers still all talk to us like we are pre schoolers and show us no respect. I mean come on. We are all going through puberty and our hormones are going crazy and you expect us all to sit in a class and actually pay close attention to some pissed off old guy rambling on about GOD KNOWS WHAT. Even if you cut the time that we have to sit in school every day in half, it would be too much. We have the internet now old people, WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW HALF OF THE NONSENSE YOU ARE SPEWING OUT AT US. Whether you old folk like it or not, times have changed and we all have access to google now. Your once infinite wisdom is not so infinite anymore. Sorry not sorry.

Summer Jobs

So if the 8 hours a day at school aren’t enough, my parents have made me get a summer job the last 2 years at some stupid tree service company that my dad is friends with the owner of. I hate this job almost more than I hate school. Since I’m young I am not allowed to use any of the real heavy duty equipment and I am pretty much a slave to these people just cleaning up after them and filling up the hours of the day to keep my parents happy. I really am not learning any life skills that I am going to carry on forever from this job. Sorry Mom and Dad, I am just not a tree or nature person.


Don’t get me wrong, I love all you ladies out there. I couldn’t go on if it weren’t for you. But your jealousy and insecurity is going to be all of your downfalls. I have had a few girlfriends throughout my years and every single one of them turns into some overbearing succubus that sucks the life right out of me. You are not even allowed to LOOK at another girl if you have a girlfriend in high school, let alone talk to one. I am done with women at the ripe age of 16. I have had enough of them. With my last girlfriend, if I even “liked” a girls picture on Facebook, I would feel the absolute wrath of her within minutes. I don’t know how women are so intuitive. I swear they have psychic powers…

Well, stay tuned to my blog to hear what else sucks about being a teenager! There is lots to cover here!

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